Jokes can be recorded in here.
This item can be used to collect all the jokes sprinkled all over in Headspace.
If the construction site joke got recorded, the group can tell that joke to the Weeping Willow to get the LOL Sword.
Jokes and their locations
Joke found beside the couch in the Junkyard.
- "Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?"
- "There's great food, but no atmosphere."
Joke found in the Cattail Field in Otherworld.
- "Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
- "Because he was outstanding in his field."
Joke found in the Sprout Mole Colony.
- "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
- "It was two tired."
Joke found outside the igloo to Snowglobe Mountain.
- "How does a penguin build a house?"
- "Igloos it together."
Joke found in the Orange Oasis.
- "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
- "Nacho cheese."
Joke found outside of the Last Resort.
- "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?"
- "A nervous wreck."
Joke found outside on the construction site north of the Endless Highway entrance, near Pluto's Spaceline.
- "Want to hear a joke about construction?"
- "I'm still working on it."
The jokes vary in quality and will make the Weeping Willow sadder the worse they are. There are three "crying tiers".
- Moon Joke = Tier 1
- Scarecrow Joke = Tier 2
- Bicycle Joke = Tier 2
- Penguin Joke = Tier 1
- Cheese Joke = Tier 3
- Ocean Joke = Tier 1
Note: This doesn't affect anything but the response you will get.
- Location scarecrow joke.png
Location of the "scarecrow joke".
- Location bicycle.png
Location of the "bicycle joke".
- Location wreck joke.png
Location of the "wreck joke".
- Location construction joke.png
Location of the "construction joke".