Squizzard

Squizzard is an enemy exclusive to the Cowfish farm in the Underwater Highway. On the field, Squizzards will follow the party very slowly, although they will not engage in combat with them unless the party leader directly interacts with one.

Foe Facts

The most despicable creature on the planet. Has no friends, is never invited to parties, and is terrible at jokes.
- Omori

Battle

Squizzard has 550 heart, 175 juice, 42 attack, 25 defense, 15 speed and 10 luck. Like most enemies, it will behave differently according to its emotion:

Emotion	Behaviour	Rewards
	60% chance of doing a normal attack. 20% chance of doing nothing. 50% chance of creating a squid ward, increasing the defense of an ally. Else, it will cast squid magic, randomizing the emotions of all party members.	1/30 chances of dropping a sparkler. 1/30 chances of dropping a poetry book. 1/30 chances of dropping an air horn. 1200 exp. 250 clams.
	35% chance of doing a normal attack. 20% chance of doing nothing. 50% chance of creating a squid ward, increasing the defense of an ally. Else, it will cast squid magic, randomizing the emotions of all party members.	1/15 chances of dropping a sparkler. 1/15 chances of dropping a poetry book. 1/15 chances of dropping an air horn. 1200 exp. 375 clams.
	35% chance of doing a normal attack. 50% chance of doing nothing. 50% chance of creating a squid ward, increasing the defense of an ally. Else, it will cast squid magic, randomizing the emotions of all party members.	1/30 chances of dropping a sparkler. 1/30 chances of dropping a poetry book. 1/30 chances of dropping an air horn. 900 exp. 188 clams.
	75% chance of doing a normal attack. 20% chance of doing nothing. 50% chance of creating a squid ward, increasing the defense of an ally. Else, it will cast squid magic, randomizing the emotions of all party members.	1/30 chances of dropping a sparkler. 1/30 chances of dropping a poetry book. 1/30 chances of dropping an air horn. 1800 exp. 256 clams.

Formulas

Skills that can be used when observe is used against the target are marked with .

Attack: [2 * a.atk - b.def] (default).

Squid ward: increase an ally's defense by one tier.

Squid magic: gives a random emotion to all party members.

Battle Quotes

Action quotes

* Squizzard uses magic on [target]!
* Squizzard mutters nonsense.
* Squizzard creates a squid ward.
* Squizzard uses squid magic! Everyone feels weird...

Unused

* Squizzard casts some squid magic! Everyone starts feeling weird... 

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Trivia

• As part of the quest Squizzards, Farmer Jim will give the player 500 clams for each Squizzard killed.
• The Squizzard Exterminator achievement will be granted to the player after defeating 100 Squizzards.
• The action text for a Squizzard increasing someone's defense - "creates a squid ward" - is likely a reference to the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward Tentacles.