*FOREST BUNNY
Cute and fluffy creatures
that may or may not attack
people without warning...
- OMORI
I think it would probably make
for a cute pet!
- AUBREY
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*FOREST BUNNY?
A regular FOREST BUNNY,
but upside-down... Why does
it do that? It seems
inconvenient...
- OMORI
Its ear muscles must be
really strong!!
- KEL
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*LOST SPROUT MOLE
A dangerous and hostile ugly
plant creature. It says it is
smart, but do not believe it.
It is not. It smells like
dirty laundry.
- OMORI
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*BIG STRONG TREE
Wow! It's so big and strong!
- KEL
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*DUST BUNNY
The sneeziest of all bunnies.
Likes to hide in bookshelves
and under the bed. Seems
a little shy...
- OMORI
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*SPACE BUNNY
A regular FOREST BUNNY
with a bubble on its head.
This allows it to breathe
in space.
- OMORI
I'm guessing it likes to space
out? Heh, heh. Get it?
- HERO
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*U.F.O.
A.K.A.
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ORANGE
A highly advanced orange,
commonly seen aimlessly
floating through the
vastness of space.
- OMORI
It still tastes like an orange!
- KEL
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*VENUS FLYTRAP
The features of the VENUS
FLYTRAP resemble that of
a common watermelon. It is an
evolutionary trait that is used
to lure in unintelligent prey.
- OMORI
Man, I was so sure it
was a watermelon
- KEL
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*WORMHOLE
It is said that WORMHOLES
are capable of connecting
widely separated regions of
space and time... but this
one's just a worm.
- OMORI
I don't like how it wiggles...
- AUBREY
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*MIXTAPE
A relic of the past...
It seems awfully cheerful
despite its impending
fall into obscurity.
- OMORI
I used to collect these a while
ago! So this is where they all
went...
- HERO
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*DIAL-UP
An ancient form of accessing
communication networks.
Makes a horrible ear-piercing
noise when used.
- OMORI
Ah, this sound reminds me
of the good old days...
- HERO
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*DOOMBOX
The revived spirit of a BOOM
BOX, a portable method of
transporting loud noises.
- OMORI
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*SHARK PLANE
An aerial predator capable of
swooping up unsuspecting
passengers at mach-speed.
You never know where you'll
end up once you board a
SHARK PLANE...
- OMORI
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*BUG BUNNY
Actually an arthropod.
It likes cold temperatures
and rolls down steep hills
for amusement. The hobby has
gained so much traction that
they now hold a yearly
hill-rolling competition.
- OMORI
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*RARE BEAR
Warning: Do not provoke.
Do not show weakness.
- OMORI
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*POTTED PLANT
Warning: Do not provoke.
Explodes when cornered.
- OMORI
But why do they explode?
- KEL
Who planted this here
anyway?
- AUBREY
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*SPROUT MOLE?
Is this SPROUT MOLE upside
down or are we the ones who
are upside down?
- OMORI
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*GHOST BUNNY
Hostile BUNNY spirits
yearning for revenge.
- OMORI
They're still kinda cute,
though...
- AUBREY
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*HAROLD
A master of the blade.
A SPROUT MOLE who has
studied the art of combat
for many years in order to
be granted the prestigious
title of HAROLD.
- OMORI
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*MARSHA
A master of the axe.
A SPROUT MOLE who has
studied the art of combat
for many years in order to
be granted the prestigious
title of MARSHA.
- OMORI
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*THERESE
A master of the bow.
A SPROUT MOLE who has
studied the art of combat
for many years in order to
be granted the prestigious
title of THERESE.
- OMORI
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*LUCIUS
A master of the arcane.
A SPROUT MOLE who has
studied the art of combat
for many years in order to
be granted the prestigious
title of LUCIUS.
- OMORI
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*HORSE HEAD
One part of a futile attempt to
look like a complete horse.
- OMORI
Well... At least they
tried their best...
- AUBREY
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*HORSE BUTT
This costume is the butts.
- OMORI
Oh, now you're just being mean!
- AUBREY
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*BUN BUNNY
Kind of cute. Might be vegan.
- OMORI
Is this vegan?
- KEL
Not sure if vegan.
- HERO
Definitely not vegan...
- AUBREY
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*CUPCAKE BUNNY
An evil cupcake parasite
that has taken a poor
FOREST BUNNY as its host.
The FOREST BUNNY's eyes are
filled with silent screams.
- OMORI
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*MILKSHAKE BUNNY
A FOREST BUNNY with a
milkshake strapped on
its back.
- OMORI
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*PANCAKE BUNNY
A cute FOREST BUNNY that
sports its fallen brethren
as a fashionable hat.
- OMORI
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*S.S. SNAKE
A.K.A.
STRAWBERRY SHORT SNAKE,
A short snake with a long
name.
- OMORI
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*PORCUPIE
A rejected dessert sentenced
to wander the wasteland for an
eternity.
- OMORI
Was its flavor too sharp?
- HERO
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*SPROUT BUNNY
Kind of cute. Might be vegan.
- OMORI
I am 100% sure this is vegan.
- KEL
Pretty sure this is vegan.
- HERO
Definitely not vegan...
- AUBREY
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*CILANTRO
Scientific name -
Coriandrum sativum
Stats, per 100 grams -
Energy - 22.71 calories
Vitamin K - 310 mcg
Potassium - 521 mg
Iron - 1.77 mg
Are coriander and cilantro
the same thing?
- KEL
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*GINGER
Scientific name -
Zingiber officinale
A flowering plant whose
rhizome is widely used as a
spice and a folk medicine.
It is an herbaceous perennial
which grows annual
pseudostems about a meter
tall, bearing narrow leaf
blades.
- OMORI
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*CELERY
Did you know that eating
CELERY burns more calories
than you get from it?
It's because you gotta
chew it!
- KEL
Everyone knows that, KEL...
- AUBREY
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*RABBIT?
An abomination.
- OMORI
Truly appalling.
- AUBREY
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*CHICKEN?
Poultry in motion.
- OMORI
Ain't nothing but a
chicken wing!
- KEL
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*FISH BUNNY
A FOREST BUNNY that has
aptly adapted to its
environment. They travel in
groups as they do not
like to be alone.
- OMORI
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*MUSSEL
A very muscular mussel.
It keeps an incredibly
strenuous workout regimen
in order to maintain its
rock solid physique.
- OMORI
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*REVERSE MERMAID
Fish a was I, wish I, wish I.
- OMORI
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*SHARK FIN
Exclusively the fin part of a
shark.
- OMORI
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*SQUIZZARD
The most despicable creature
on the planet. Has no friends,
is never invited to parties,
and is terrible at jokes.
- OMORI
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*SLIME BUNNY
Too sticky to hug,
too sticky to love.
- OMORI
Made of slime...
Tastes like lime!
- KEL
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*WATERMIMIC
An obviously fake trap that
would only be able to fool the
most feeble-minded of
individuals.
- OMORI
Aw, nuts! I thought this was
a watermelon for sure!!
- KEL
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*SNOT BUBBLE
A fragile being with a short
lifespan. It leads a life of
impermanence and smells
like a wet dog.
- OMORI
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*WORM-BOT
A robotic worm with razor
sharp teeth. Its favorite
food is carrots.
- OMORI
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*LAB RAT
A self-proclaimed scientific
genius. Specializes in
theoretical chemistry, but its
true passion lies on the
silver screen.
- OMORI
I hope it gets its big break
one day!
- AUBREY
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*SPROUT MOLE??
A monster made up of all the
strongest parts from all the
strongest SPROUT MOLES.
- OMORI
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*SLICE, SESAME, & SOURDOUGH
The souls of bread children
brought back to life by
a mysterious power. They only
come as a group because
they are all good friends.
- OMORI
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*CREEPYPASTA
Let me start off by saying
that everything you're about
to hear is 100% true. There
was a garage sale last
summer. I spotted a dusty
cartridge of a game I never
heard of before. I bought it,
but when I got home, it didn't
work. When I went back to
the garage sale, the house
was burnt down. :O
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*COPYPASTA
A COPYPASTA is a pasta
that copies itself.
- OMORI
A COPYPASTA is a pasta
that copies itself.
- KEL
A COPYPASTA is a pasta
that copies itself.
- AUBREY
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*LIVING BREAD
A demon bread, baked to
perfection. Its only purpose
is to consume LIFE JAM.
- OMORI
Bleh!!
- KEL
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*GINGERDEAD MAN
Maybe a little sad...
But definitely not dead.
- OMORI
That doesn't even rhyme...
- AUBREY
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*TOAST GHOST
An unamused apparition
that spouts ominous phrases like
"When there is no more room
in Hell, the bread shall walk
the Earth."
- OMORI
This one looks kind of like
you, OMORI!
- AUBREY
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*HUSH PUPPY
An erratic entity that was
born from the cries of lost
souls. It slowly screams
itself to death.
- OMORI
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*SNOW BUNNY
Kicks snow at you when it's
angry. Capable of creating
the world's smallest
snowstorm...
- OMORI
Do you think it will melt if
we put it in the sun?
- KEL
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*SNOW PILE
An unintentionally cursed
patch of snow. It wonders
why it is alive.
- OMORI
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*SNOW ANGEL
Guardians of SNOWGLOBE
MOUNTAIN... Its eyes are
filled with stories.
SNOW ANGELS are known to
appear to lost travelers
and disappear with them
into the snowfall.
- OMORI
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*GATOR GUY
The trusted and loyal
henchman of MR. JAWSUM.
It is highly likely that they
have all signed questionable
contracts with him.
They prefer to talk through
their walkie-talkies even
if they are all in the
same room.
- OMORI
Listed right below MR. JAWSUM in the
FOE FACTS! journal, but can also be
fought as a normal enemy.
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